"How rare and wonderful is that flash of a moment when we realize we have discovered a friend." --William Rotsler

"Count no day lost in which you waited your turn, took only your share and sought advantage over no one." --Robert Brault

"God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs not kick our selves too easily." --unknown

"I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something. And I will not let what I cannot do interfere with what I can do." --Edward Everett Hale

"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty." --John F. Kennedy

"The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office." --Will Rogers

"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." --Benjamin Franklin, 1759

"When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property." --Thomas Jefferson, 1807

"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." --George Bernard Shaw

"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he doesn't become a monster." --Frederick Wilhelm Nietsche

"I slept, and dreamed that life was Beauty; I woke, and found that life was Duty." --Ellen Sturgis Hooper (1816-1841)

"Older men declare war. But it is youth that must fight and die." --Herbert Hoover, 1944

"I cannot believe that war is the best solution. No one won the last war and no one will win the next." --Eleanor Roosevelt

"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere." ~Martin Luther King, Jr.

"I disapprove of what you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it." Voltaire

"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on."
Franklin D. Roosevelt

I Like My Bifocals, My Dentures Fit Me Fine, My Hearing Aid Is Perfect, But Lord I Miss My Mind.

To A Friend's House, The Road Is Short.

When Sweetness Fails And Tears Don't Work… Bitch!

All Moms are Working Mothers.

I Didn't Intend to Do a Thing Today and So Far I'm Right on Schedule.

Just When a Mother Thinks Her Work is Done She Becomes a Grandmother.

Life is Like an Ice Cream Cone...Just When You Think You've Got It Licked, It Drips on You.

Motherhood Is Not For Wimps!

The Secret To Staying Young Is To Find An Age You Really Like And Stick With It.

I've Been On A Diet For Two Weeks And So Far All I've Lost Is Fourteen Days.

Count Your Age By Friends Not Years - Happy Birthday 93

Life Is Uncertain, Eat Dessert First!

Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You Sleep Alone!

Over The Hill? I Don't Remember Any Hill !

A Hug Is A Great Gift-One Size Fits All And It's Easy To Exchange.

A Husband Is Someone Who Takes Out The Trash And Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The whole House!

A Woman Is Like A Tea Bag - You Never Know How Strong She Is Until You Get Her In Hot Water.

I'm So Far Behind I Thought I Was In First Place.

Some people like to spend ... others like to save ... unfortunately they tend to marry each other!

You know you're over the hill when the only whistles you get are from the tea Kettle.

School days are the happiest days of your life, provided of course, your kids are old enough to go.

I'm not bossy - I just have great ideas!

The man who can smile when things go wrong has probably thought of someone he can blame it on.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

When someone you love becomes a memory, the memory becomes a treasure.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

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This list will certainly grow as I find time to add to it.

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